Dear Lovely Laser Eyes, I understand you've got gobbledygook in your brain. You've decided to cut the word count of your novel from 121,000 words to 70,000 words? You're sick. ~Concerned Dear Concerned, It sounds like self-punishment, I know. But I think it might be self-love. Whuuut? Last week, I got some advice from an … Continue reading Kneeling at the Altar of the Word Count Gods
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Querying Agents and Other Forms of Self-Torture
Dear Lovely Laser Eyes, Where in the hell is your book that you finished, like last year? -Confused