How to Get Your Tween to Acknowledge Your Existence

July 24, 2018July 21, 2018 / TedJacksonBooks / 12 Comments

This post could also be titled, "Where Did My Baby Go" or "Aliens Took Over My Child's Body." When my son, Milo, was around 8, my father-in-law casually said, "you know, by the age of 13 he'll be gone." Then he made a whooshing sound. At the time, I was thinking, "13? This kid loves … Continue reading How to Get Your Tween to Acknowledge Your Existence

7 Security Questions for Damascus Goats

March 23, 2018May 31, 2018 / TedJacksonBooks / 5 Comments

What is Satan's pet name for you? Which demon spawned you in Hades? In which city did you come through your portal from hell? What was the name of the first girl you turned into a witch? Which demon do you find the most annoying? Which human organ do you consider to be the most … Continue reading 7 Security Questions for Damascus Goats